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IMPROVED BY DELICIOUS CHEESY GOLDFISH CRACKERS
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y



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chat rooms...chat rooms would be greatly improved by the addition of cheesy goldfish crackers. So would low carb diets.
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Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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I wonder if the little guys would protect me from rabid soccer moms. What say you?
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So, let's see if I've got this right.


Knikki is advocating the start of a tradition like throwing of cheesy fish crackers at Chris's signings like some wanna be Barenaked Ladies concert and Kraft macaroni and cheese (BTW, those in the know don't throw).


And sounds like from what Naked & Famous is saying, we should remind ourselves never to leave our children in her care.


Does that about sum it up?

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Klari wrote:
So, let's see if I've got this right.


Knikki is advocating the start of a tradition like throwing of cheesy fish crackers at Chris's signings like some wanna be Barenaked Ladies concert and Kraft macaroni and cheese (BTW, those in the know don't throw).


And sounds like from what Naked & Famous is saying, we should remind ourselves never to leave our children in her care.


Does that about sum it up?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I do not advocate anything related to Goldfish. ewww.
No likey.
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Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:30 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
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C'mon Nik....give Finn a smooch.
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Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:48 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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I am so proud of the anti-goldfish faction. It is about time. We need to rally against this political group. I love the A.G. but he is so wrong in this matter. He has taken things to the extreme regarding the goldfish. We should not be subjected to his or anyone else's point of view regarding those tiny little fishy things that taste like cheese. Yuck.

Vote for JAB!

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JulieB wrote:
I am so proud of the anti-goldfish faction. It is about time. We need to rally against this political group. I love the A.G. but he is so wrong in this matter. He has taken things to the extreme regarding the goldfish. We should not be subjected to his or anyone else's point of view regarding those tiny little fishy things that taste like cheese. Yuck.

Vote for JAB!



Strange, I developed my taste for goldfish back in my drinking days, when I discovered that if I ate some goldfish at the bar, I wouldn't be as likely to send a bunch of incoherent, drunk-ass missives off to one of my favorite authors some night. I know, it's unique to me, but that shit can be embarassing. Better cheesy goldfish breath, I say. But that's just me. Very Happy Very Happy

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Cheesy goldfish crackers are not lo-Carb.

But I occassionally make a crispy/crunchy crustless pizza. I can omit the toppings and cut it into little goldfish pieces for you.
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deb wrote:


C'mon Nik....give Finn a smooch.


If my son saw that, he would really laugh. One of his tortures to me is to chew up some of those horrid things and breathe in my face.
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Why is my mouth so dry?
Cheesy goldfish crackers.

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sgt_steve



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Hey waiter! Why is my boullion all thick and clotted?
Cheesy goldfish crackers.

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chris wrote:
JulieB wrote:
I am so proud of the anti-goldfish faction. It is about time. We need to rally against this political group. I love the A.G. but he is so wrong in this matter. He has taken things to the extreme regarding the goldfish. We should not be subjected to his or anyone else's point of view regarding those tiny little fishy things that taste like cheese. Yuck.

Vote for JAB!



Strange, I developed my taste for goldfish back in my drinking days, when I discovered that if I ate some goldfish at the bar, I wouldn't be as likely to send a bunch of incoherent, drunk-ass missives off to one of my favorite authors some night. I know, it's unique to me, but that shit can be embarassing. Better cheesy goldfish breath, I say. But that's just me. Very Happy Very Happy



Come to think about, maybe I will give them a try. Embarassed

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Why is the aquarium water so cloudy?
Cheesy goldfish crackers.
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Klari wrote:
So, let's see if I've got this right.


Knikki is advocating the start of a tradition like throwing of cheesy fish crackers at Chris's signings like some wanna be Barenaked Ladies concert and Kraft macaroni and cheese (BTW, those in the know don't throw).


And sounds like from what Naked & Famous is saying, we should remind ourselves never to leave our children in her care.


Does that about sum it up?


Nooooooo--You can trust me with your little children. I'll just ignore them. :twisted: Why would I treat them better than my own children?

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Some examples of my theory that almost any situation can be improved by the addition of some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers.


“Yes, the Fucktard as been elected for a second term. Perhaps some goldfish crackers?”
Alas..... not even delightful, delectable, delicious cheesy goldfish crackers are enough to improve some situtaions. Crying or Very sad
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