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The Very Angry Magician

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The Very Angry Magician

It all started with some yellow rubber gloves and a pair of clear safety goggles. Mikey, or Little Mikey as his family loved to torture him by nicknaming him, searched the entire house to find what would be the rest of his assemble. He found an old white apron in the closet. His mother gave him an old tattered yellow bath towel, which she expertly pinned to his shoulders.

Now he was ready to begin. While no one was looking, he stole away into the kitchen and stole a half eaten jar of blackberry jelly. With a ninja-like expertise, Mikey snuck back out of the kitchen and in to his room. He shut the door softly, so as not to make the slightest noise and make anyone suspicious.

Mikey turned to his partner. "Well Mr. Booger, I have everything that we need. Did you get the extension cord?" The extension cord was placed in the teddy bear's lap, just where Mikey had put it earlier. "Good, good," he said, taking the extension cord. Out of his pocket, the little boy pulled out a small knife that his father had secretly given him on his last birthday.

He snapped the goggles on over his eyes and set to work.

Minutes later there was a snap and a scream heard from Mikey's room. His mother dropped the plate that she had been drying. Luckily it was one of those chip-free plates, so when it hit the ground it only bounced and rolled underneath the dining room table. She ran to her little boys room and swung open the door.

The sight she saw sent her bursting into laughter. Little Mikey was standing in the middle of the room. In one hand was a stripped electrical cord. In the other hand was an almost empty jar of blackberry jelly. The rest of the jelly was covering the walls of the room and the body of her little boy. Even the boy's beloved Mr. Booger did not escape the mess. He was covered from fuzzy ears to fluffy feet with the dark purple spooge.

"Well aren't you just the messiest Mad Scientist I've ever seen," his mother laughed.

Mikey looked up at her with a angry look on his face. "I'm not a mad scientist, mom. I am a very angry magician."

His mother was in tears she was laughing so hard. Once she caught her breath she motioned to her son. "Come on, let's get you cleaned up."
"The First Annual Boobathon Queen. "

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