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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
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Location: Michissippi
Welcome to user #1000 - Travist  Reply with quote  

And the latest of our board statistical milestones is here! Let's all welcome Travist, user #1000! He's clearly gonna be a good one, because he immediately put up his first post.

Yea! Woo-hoo!

OK, kid, that's enough partying. Read the rules, doff the duds, perch on the stack of books, and get postin'. Somebody will be along soon with the rubber gloves. Do you prefer latex or nitrile?

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jaandlu



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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Location: Location, location, location.
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Welcome Travist!
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Welcome, Trav! Hope you are slightly insane, cuz it helps here. Oh yes! heheheHAHAHAHAHAHAhehehetitter.
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y



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yeah, what they said.
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travist



Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Location: La La Land
Re: Welcome to user #1000 - Travist  Reply with quote  

sgt_steve wrote:
And the latest of our board statistical milestones is here! Let's all welcome Travist, user #1000! He's clearly gonna be a good one, because he immediately put up his first post.

Yea! Woo-hoo!

OK, kid, that's enough partying. Read the rules, doff the duds, perch on the stack of books, and get postin'. Somebody will be along soon with the rubber gloves. Do you prefer latex or nitrile?


latex!
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Jillopy



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Location: Illinois
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Don't get too excited. They don't actually show up. I've been waiting for my strip search for weeks......

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jaandlu



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It's coming Jill, give it time. There are a lot of noobs coming in and you can't rush a strip search.
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sgt_steve



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One day when you least expect it you'll get a whiff of Vaseline, and then off in the distance you'll hear it: snap.

Post Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:45 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
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jaandlu wrote:
It's coming Jill, give it time. There are a lot of noobs coming in and you can't rush a strip search.


Well you can rush a strip search, but that's why they have such a negative conotation
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Tal



Joined: 21 May 2004
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*muffled voice* We're still on Deb's cleavage - we'll get to you soon™.
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lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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Welcome Travis. You are special.

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Jillopy



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lisa wrote:
Welcome Travis. You are special.


Special... like he rides the short bus?
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Joelibris



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Does he get his own Olympics?
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travist



Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Location: La La Land
i AM special  Reply with quote  

and i DO ride a very short bus, and i sit right behind the driver telling him which way to go.

as for the rules, i don't sit on the books, i sleep on them, neekid...so that i may have dreams of Rolling Eyes
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Post Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:53 am   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
travist



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Joelibris wrote:
Does he get his own Olympics?


"Dead Alive" kicks butt...this calls for divine intervention!
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