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If women were made of velcro

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If women were made of velcro,
how much easier life would be.
I'd put some velcro on my keys,
and stick them on my girl you see.
I'd always know where to look,
'cause if women were made of velcro,
They'd make a great keyhook.

If women were made of velcro,
sex would be much more fun.
I'd throw them to a velcro cieling,
and with this amazing configuration,
we'd last long into the night.
'Cause if women were made of velcro,
sex would be easier to incite.

(That's all I can think of, please feel free to add to it!)
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