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Beta Male Mike



Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Posts: 59
Location: Ohio
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Hi, my name is Mike. And I am proud to be a beta male. Because of Chris and his character Charlie Asher, I have finally come to peace with who I am. Now I can except myself and every strand of ear hair on my body. I realize how my paronoid overactive imagination of a mind has probably saved my ass many of times from premature dust biting. And hey....... Sloppy Seconds is better than nothing at all. It's great to meet ya.

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:57 pm   View user's profile Send private message
BIGjuevos



Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Nice to meet you too, There are many people who are for lack of better terms, excentric, anywho, we will more than gladly except you here. On behalf of the Mexican population on this board(me), Welcome aboard, now get naked and prepare for a formal introduction from the divas.
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Vahlee



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By the formal introduction, he means get naked and wait patiently for your stripsearch.

Oh and Welcome Cool
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Beta Male Mike



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Thanks for the welcome. Im looking forward to the official Initiation.

Post Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message
FattyFattyPorkFace



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<.<


NOOB!!!


>.>


Welcome.
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lisa



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hi beta
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Joelibris



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Beta Male Mike wrote:
Thanks for the welcome. Im looking forward to the official Initiation.



Hi. Bend over.




<<<SNAP!>>>
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Kianu



Joined: 07 Nov 2005
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Location: Third rock from the sun.
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Joelibris wrote:
Beta Male Mike wrote:
Thanks for the welcome. Im looking forward to the official Initiation.



Hi. Bend over.




<<<SNAP!>>>


Wow, not even a cocktail or two to get things started? Joelibris is in a mood. Look out. He's getting ruthless.

Welcome Beta. My words of advise for the search= As Rock Hudson would say- "Bend over and take it like a man." It's better that way.... For someone.
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Post Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Joelibris



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Kianu wrote:


Wow, not even a cocktail or two to get things started? Joelibris is in a mood. Look out. He's getting ruthless.



Do you think Sara Leigh says "Here, would you like a cookie?" before she breaks out the pica stick?
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Naked and Famous



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Like the avatar! Welcome, welcome!

Post Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:37 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Beta Male Mike



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Hey, what about the Divas? LOL

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Kianu



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Joelibris wrote:
Kianu wrote:


Wow, not even a cocktail or two to get things started? Joelibris is in a mood. Look out. He's getting ruthless.



Do you think Sara Leigh says "Here, would you like a cookie?" before she breaks out the pica stick?


Well of course not. But you have to have been naughty to receive the pica stick. Yon newbie only joined us in the romper room, and we're just hoping he'll be naughty. Give the poor schmoe a chance to feel a sense of safety and welcome. Then slap his ass and show him what for.
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Post Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Joelibris



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think this is the first time a woman has said something that got my engine revving...
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Ginjg



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Beta Male Mike wrote:
Hey, what about the Divas? LOL

Joelibris is Hillary's designated second. Real Life has been taking much of her time. Besides, she gets a kick out of the expressions elicited when JL snaps on the gloves.

I've heard though that he has some special gloves for those who offer Pie. Besides, it's not so bad - didn't you ever see Roadtrip?
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Joelibris



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Ginjg wrote:


I've heard though that he has some special gloves for those who offer Pie. Besides, it's not so bad - didn't you ever see Roadtrip?



Key Lime gets ya extra K-Y.
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