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Beta Male Mike



Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Posts: 59
Location: Ohio
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I was hoping to be taken to the bachelors' house at Alualu. That Sepie seems like a hell of a girl. Joelibris, I think you have mistaken me for Favo, but extra K-Y is always a good thing. I'm off to the bakery.

Post Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:38 am   View user's profile Send private message
Tal



Joined: 21 May 2004
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When you guys derail a thread you REALLY derail it. Shocked
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Post Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:13 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Tal wrote:
When you guys derail a thread you REALLY derail it. Shocked


Like a bull-moose on the train tracks, baby!
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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
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Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Joelibris wrote:
Tal wrote:
When you guys derail a thread you REALLY derail it. Shocked


Like a bull-moose on the train tracks, baby!
What, a bull moose the size of a small elephant? I'd ask how K-Y got into the conversation, but I have to remember, Joe's in the thread.

But welcome Beta!
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Post Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:58 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Joelibris



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Luka, the KY relates to the nOOb body cavity search.
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Post Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:00 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Lukaret



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Joelibris wrote:
Luka, the KY relates to the nOOb body cavity search.
Ah, that timeless event. You have fun with the K-Y, Joe. Don't break them!
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Post Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:36 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
sidviciousX



Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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Location: St. Louis Misery
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Welcome "Beta Male Mike". Jeez I think Joes goin' soft, or maybe he just likes your avatar. I got the serious Ann Coulter treatment. If ya' have anything of hers your ass will be a painful place for a while. Even though I was innocent it was still a bitch. (Wish I'd of known about the pie thing back then!) Again Welcome,
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Post Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:05 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Joelibris



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Ya see, Sid, Mike is merely a beta. Where as you, with that dominant looking avatar, are obviously a Master beta, and deserved rougher treatment.
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sidviciousX



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Owww Joe, Master Beta, That really stings.
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Post Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:49 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Beta Male Mike



Joined: 01 Jul 2006
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Location: Ohio
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lol You guys crack me up. Thanks for the continued welcomes.

Post Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:53 am   View user's profile Send private message
Junior Elan



Joined: 14 Apr 2006
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Hey, joelibris never offered me any extra!! (watch out, Kianu, you seem to have struck a seldom-used nerve on that boy - I wonder where it might be???)

All seriousness aside, on behalf of the Armenian contingent (me, as far as I know), welcome! Do watch out for the alpha-females here, they are lurking everywhere Confused Hey, (light bulb above head suddenly glows) come to think of it, I don't think there are any beta females in existance, everyone I have come in contact with has left me more beta than before. I think I'm an ULTRA-beta........um, I better go home and ask my wife.........

What's Roadtrip about???
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Post Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:31 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Ginjg



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Rent it. Be sure to get the unrated version. It's about a roadtrip. Probably wouldn't watch it with the wife though. She may be more ladylike than the divas.
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Post Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:40 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Junior Elan



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(not to spoil the welcome thread to B.M.Mike)

Hey Ginjg, maybe you could infuse a little "diva" into the little woman?? Twisted Evil
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Post Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:32 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Sara Leigh



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Welcome, Mike. By now you've read the rules and are following them to the letter. We don't want to hear any complaints about the nudity and the stack of books. If you're not following alll the rules, then I may have to get out my pica stick. Twisted Evil

Post Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:27 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Beta Male Mike



Joined: 01 Jul 2006
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Okay, what exactly is a pica stick? I have heard it mentioned a few times.

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