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Tires for the politically incorrect.


how should i really spend the tire money
botox
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
Godiva
33%
 33%  [ 5 ]
pedicure
20%
 20%  [ 3 ]
push up bra in every color
26%
 26%  [ 4 ]
big nasty dirty stinky tires
13%
 13%  [ 2 ]
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Katy O



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I vote for the bras. I'm a big fan of bras.
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Oh, and I recommend the bra in the racerback style. Those tend to be even more push-uppy.
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I vote for the bra because they could be used on the tires when they get low on air. Guys will always find use for bras: slingshots, um ... hey guys if you've got anymore ideas as to what you can use bras for...pipe up.
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They're fun to take off! And look at while they're being worn.

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You could use the money to come the the SF party.
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I said Pedicures, cause I love getting them myself. But why not a little of each?

Do you really NEED the tires?
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Jillybeans wrote:
I vote for the bra because they could be used on the tires when they get low on air. Guys will always find use for bras: slingshots, um ... hey guys if you've got anymore ideas as to what you can use bras for...pipe up.



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As a sling shot.
As a hat (remember the end of Lilo & Stitch?)
As a hobo stick-bag.
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Not to mention a great way to carry a pair of canteloupes home from the market.
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Joelibris wrote:
Not to mention a great way to carry a pair of canteloupes home from the market.


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