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ideas_are_bulletproof



Joined: 11 Aug 2006
Posts: 110
Location: Michigan
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Allow myself to introduce...myself.

I'm Christine, I'm eighteen and a soon-to-be freshman at Grand Valley State University in Michigan. I'm currently working at a tanning salon (and when I say currently, I mean I'm at work as I type this Very Happy ) No one comes to tan in the summer, and who can blame them? Why pay when you can fry yourself for free outside? So when I have nothing to do, I get online and try to find something interesting. A friend told me about this site and since I love Chris' books, I thought I'd sign on and say hello.

Hello!
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Lib



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Welcome to the Boardello!
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Welcome!
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lisa



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hello! hello! hello!
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Nevermore26



Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see...

...anything at all.

Welcome aboard.

Nevermore...

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JennyO



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Hi! Smile
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Kianu



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Welcome, welcome.
Very Happy
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Howdy. I don't do the female nOOb searches, but if you want to bribe with pie anyway, it would be most welcome.
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chris
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Hellooo

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demophobe



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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I'm new here too, and I guess I'll repeat that I'm not 18 and not going to college. But I also don't tan. I burn and peel sometimes but only when I forget the SPF100000000000000000000000000000000000.

They seem to have a thing for pie here.

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UnimportantLime



Joined: 15 Jan 2006
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Joelibris wrote:
Howdy. I don't do the female nOOb searches, but if you want to bribe with pie anyway, it would be most welcome.
I'll do the female nOOb searches. Smile

Welcome, Christine. I like your screen name. And I like your real name. Enjoy! Smile
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Goudron



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UnimportantLime wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
Howdy. I don't do the female nOOb searches, but if you want to bribe with pie anyway, it would be most welcome.
I'll do the female nOOb searches. Smile

Welcome, Christine. I like your screen name. And I like your real name. Enjoy! Smile


I'm the designated female noob searcher. I was shy this time though because I thought it would make me look (more) like a dirty old man.

What the heck! So will it be rubber, latex, or latex free?
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Joelibris



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Goudron, I WAS gonna point that out to UL, but after having my bribes of pie and cheesecake cruelly snatched away, I thought I let you handle the usurper yourself.
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ideas_are_bulletproof



Joined: 11 Aug 2006
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Thanks for all the great welcomes, pie for everyone! (if you don't like pie, I can do cake or brownies as well)

Goudron: Latex free please Laughing
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Jo



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Hi!

Pie?

Smile
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