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The Monkey



Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 45
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Yep. Another newbie. Actually, I've been registered for over a year, so not really new, just never been used (don't I wish).
And I'm a monkey with a fruit bat avatar (Roberto T. to be exact).
Do you sense a pattern of confusion here?
I've read all of AG's books a number of times, and love them. In fact, in a fairly recent drunken stumble home, I was mugged and was most pissed that my copy of Love Nun was in the bag the guy took after he hit me in the back of the head. I'm keeping my eyes open for muggers with a recently developed sense of humor. Revenge is a dish best served in the back of the head.

Post Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:14 am   View user's profile Send private message
Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles
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Well, remedial noobness for you. Since last year we have added a srtrip search. That "never been used' feeling will definitely be gone soon.

I'm against mugging in general, but if it took a boot to the head to draw you back to the boardello, some good has come of it.
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Post Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:21 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
The Monkey



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Thanks Ginjg. I'd submit to the strip search, but I try and keep America beautiful.

Post Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:34 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Ginjg



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The Monkey wrote:
Thanks Ginjg. I'd submit to the strip search, but I try and keep America beautiful.
It ain't optional. Though I have heard that pie can be used as a bribe.
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Post Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:42 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
The Monkey



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TT

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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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I HATE unisex chatnames. Do I get this one, or does Goudron?
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Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Not-so-back to school
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aw, look at the kitty
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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 1589
Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Joelibris wrote:
I HATE unisex chatnames. Do I get this one, or does Goudron?
Why don't you both do it? ^_^
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Post Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:57 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Tag-team, Goudron! Boo-yaaaaaaaa!

(I have just realized that the lack of a comma would drastically change the meaning of this post.)
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Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:34 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Lukaret



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Joelibris wrote:
Tag-team, Goudron! Boo-yaaaaaaaa!

(I have just realized that the lack of a comma would drastically change the meaning of this post.)
And yet I wouldn't care. Hahaha.

I just realized... I didn't say hello.

Hello! Welcome! ^_^
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Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:46 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Katy O



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 5127
Location: DFW Metroplex - TX
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Hiya and welcome. Pie?
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Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:58 am   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
The Monkey



Joined: 13 Jul 2005
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Hey folks, thanks for the welcome.
Sorry I wasn't more specific, I'm a married male lawyer from New York.
Thanks for the pie KatyO.
Looking forward to good times on the board.

Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:02 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Lukaret



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The Monkey wrote:
Hey folks, thanks for the welcome.
Sorry I wasn't more specific, I'm a married male lawyer from New York.
Thanks for the pie KatyO.
Looking forward to good times on the board.
Yaaaaay! Clarification!

Joe! Strip search time!!!! XD
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Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:24 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Wooo-Hooo!


<<<SNAP!!!>>>
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Post Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:24 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: near Cleveland OH
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I read: "I married a male lawyer..." so I had my searchin gear already, even though it still coulda been either way.

Either way, if Joe and I got together and stripsearched a unisex ummm person, I KNOW there would be people willing to pay to download it. Let's find us one of these unisex people, Joe, we can make some money on the side.
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