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Alex Miller



Joined: 09 Aug 2006
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Location: A Blue State
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I'm kinda/sorta new here. I've read the official rules and I think I can follow them. I don't even like Canadian Bacon. Not the movie. The ham. The movie is kind of funny.

I try not to look people in the eye ever. I'm not the dishonest sort. It's just that when I look them in the eye and they look back we must have a breakdance battle for supremecy. I travel with my own cardboard.

I like to read books. And take naps. My job gets in the way of nap time, but not my reading.
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Post Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:03 pm   View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
demophobe



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Alex Miller wrote:

I try not to look people in the eye ever. I'm not the dishonest sort. It's just that when I look them in the eye and they look back we must have a breakdance battle for supremecy. I travel with my own cardboard.

I like to read books. And take naps. My job gets in the way of nap time, but not my reading.


OH, NO, not a breaker!!! Apparently in a previous life (as in, before I met him) my husband did some breakin'. Hopefully you two never meet or we may have some pulled muscles to treat.

And did you mean that your job doesn't get in the way of your reading or your reading doesn't get in the way of your nap time, or did I totally miss the point ? (I'm pretty good at that, so LOOK OUT!)

I'm relatively new also, but I have been around long enough to know you should have pie if you don't want Joe's fingers in your *ahem* orifices.

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Alex Miller



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My job gets in the way of my naps. My job does not get in the way of my reading.

I'm sure I'll get the pie joke at some point.
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Lukaret



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Has Joe strip searched you yet?

Welcome, by the way.
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MrEMann



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Ho'dy and welcome.

Haven't seen Joe around yet......hmmm....he might be busy in the next room.
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'sup.
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Hallo, quick question. *This may have been answered, but I've been in and out recently* Are you a male Alex or a Female Alex? Dern Androgenous names.
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Alex Miller



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There has been no strip search. Nor has there been a body cavity search. I'd at least like dinner before the search...

I'm a male Alex. As in Alexander. There are two kids in my after school program named Alex. We call them "Boy Alex" and "Girl Alex." We're increadibly clever with the nicknames.
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deb



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Alex Miller wrote:
There has been no strip search. Nor has there been a body cavity search. I'd at least like dinner before the search...

I'm a male Alex. As in Alexander. There are two kids in my after school program named Alex. We call them "Boy Alex" and "Girl Alex." We're increadibly clever with the nicknames.


and with the spelling of the word incredible Smile
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Alex Miller



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I'm a product of public schools. I'm not too good with the spelling. Or hitting that spell check thing. I am fair at the grammar and punctuation.
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Alex Miller wrote:
I'm a product of public schools. I'm not too good with the spelling. Or hitting that spell check thing. I am fair at the grammar and punctuation.
Good. Now someone needs to inform Joe that he has a strip search waiting. XD
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Alex Miller wrote:
I am fair at the grammar and punctuation.


My Grammer took me to the fair when I was 5, but she never punctuated me.
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Alex Miller wrote:

I'm a male Alex. As in Alexander. There are two kids in my after school program named Alex. We call them "Boy Alex" and "Girl Alex." We're increadibly clever with the nicknames.


so does that make you big boy alex? Shocked

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hi boy alex, i'm girl jayme. i always had the name problem thing too, people not knowing when they read my name if i am a boy or a girl. i hope they know now. by the by, you should never let work get in the way of napping. nothing should stand between people and naps. enjoy!

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vgndoll wrote:
by the by, you should never let work get in the way of napping. nothing should stand between people and naps. enjoy!


Naps are GREAT! I don't know how anyone survived before they were invented. (I know this sounds strange coming from someone who flunked nap time in kindergarten, but I was young and didn't know better)
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