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FattyFattyPorkFace



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I don't believe such a thing exists,
Of protesting too much about such things as this.
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Joelibris



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Jeff should accept his fate
Lift his head and be his proudest
He should ask me for a date
Cuz the guilty dog barks the loudest.
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Ginjg



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Joelibris must accept
that FFPF has no intent
to explore or become adept
at activities involving a gent

a lass may be able to expand his horizons
with reenactments of scenes from movies and books
such as those of fair Eliza and Half-cocked Jack
or Road Trip's Sean William Scott's, in fact
but when she suggests them
He's gonna give her very skeptical looks
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Notdeadyet



Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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Why will FFPF not relent?
Not let us know where Trouser Pirate went?
It was somewhere mechanical,
He put his bananacal,
What went wrong? Did he just get bent?
(refer to weird news/spray on condoms) Very Happy
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Joelibris



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I'm sure thats not what you meant to say,
As 'bent' is also slang for 'gay'.
Ciggie is 'fag', chips are 'crisp'
Bent really means you talk with a lithp.
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Notdeadyet



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When I asked if he got bent,
I was aware he is a British gent,
but I'm from the midwest,
my slang's limited at best,
I was thinking industrial accident.
possibly involving a milking machine. MOO
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Joelibris



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I've decided that Jeff is too tall
So I shall take my leave;
Be better off if I just fall
For Feefster or Sgt. Steve.
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Post Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:39 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Notdeadyet



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We all know that *Jeff* is a joker,
And he's also a novice non-smoker,
He's a Brit with a wit, but his fag is not lit,
So he's more cash to lose now at poker!!
Very Happy
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