Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 1642
Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
Well Howdy!
Pull up a stack of books, strip, and wait here. The others will be along shortly. _________________ Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann
Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:40 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
HI THERE!
The others are somewhere either drinking pina coladas, peeing in a closet or something else I'd rather not think about...
Welcome! I have a couple of chocolate cupcakes left, if you want some. Somebody should have some pie around here somewhere- if you have any, please share it with us.
Anybody know where they keep the rules? Come on Joe, I thought you were trying to get people out of closets! It helps if you double-stack the books...
Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:
Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:34 pm
Kianu
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
zendao42 wrote:
Anybody know where they keep the rules? Come on Joe, I thought you were trying to get people out of closets! It helps if you double-stack the books...
The Rules are found near the top of New & Noise as an Announcement. Essential reading...
Welcome to the Boardello. Pie always greases the palm of the Strip Searchers, but doesn't necessarily grease the, er, um. So welcome. Post often and have fun. _________________ "Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants." - Ash, Army of Darkness
Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:09 pm
debidkh
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
Posts: 164
Location: On my lawnchair with a laptop.
Someone newer than me? Woo hoo..
Oh wait, that means the strip search was done after me and so you get warm hands running over you. Man.. I shoulda waited just a bit!
Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:37 pm
Kianu
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
debidkh wrote:
Someone newer than me? Woo hoo..
Oh wait, that means the strip search was done after me and so you get warm hands running over you. Man.. I shoulda waited just a bit!
Ah, but you're both fortunate to be female as Joelibris is always on the hunt for Catherine Coulter contraband, and he is extremely thorough, with the gents. Where as Goudron has the big fluffy cat to distract you and UnimportantLime is the zest of our margaritas. _________________ "Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants." - Ash, Army of Darkness
Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:47 pm
Kianu
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
Oh, but look out for fatttyfattyporkface. He has a pointy stick. Of course there's Lib with the whip and stelletos. Are you sure you came to the right website? _________________ "Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants." - Ash, Army of Darkness
Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:50 pm
Hannah
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
Posts: 13
Well, I did bring pie for everyone.
Hope you like blackberry.
The strip search went well, but I didn't find anything on any of them.
Thanks for the warm greetings, all.
Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:14 am
Lib
Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Posts: 3423
Welcome, Hannah! I love blackberry...yummmm.
***wearing black heels today, the better to step on anyone getting in my way to the blackberry pie*** _________________ Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:11 am
lisa
Joined: 10 Apr 2004
Posts: 6789
Hello Hannah _________________ Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:35 am
Goudron
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH
Naughty Newbies! Strip searchers do the strip searching. Of course you didn't find anything on us, we were newbies once too. Don't ask me when, I don't remember. I guess it was right around the "join date," but never mind that.
Do you prefer latex or latex-free gloves? I always add in the "gloves" in case you get the wrong idea. _________________ White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.
Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:24 pm
Kianu
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
Ahhhh. Now it's time for popcorn.
**oh gargoyle, gargoyle! Mas Margaritas por favor.
Where are those opera glasses?** _________________ "Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants." - Ash, Army of Darkness
Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:56 am
FattyFattyPorkFace
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 6381
Location: Michigan
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