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zendao42



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MY FORTUNE IS...  Reply with quote  

You have artistic talent. Do something creative.
-from a JONES SODA CO. bottle cap (FYI: They swipe their quotes from actual fortune cookies- says so on the cap).

I wanted to just sit around & do nothing all day but even my soda is telling me to get to work. Rolling Eyes

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Wonko



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Damn thoes slave-driver sodas!
Who knew something so sweet could turn out to be so mean?
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zendao42



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Your Fortune Is



Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

Tried a different source today & that's what it said.
I guess this is good general advice... it pretty much leaves the field wide open for me!

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Wonko



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Your Fortune Is

It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.


I think all my ex gf's must have had this fortune.
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How Weird Are You?

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!


I took this one at the same site. I think that pretty much says it all.
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Post Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:21 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



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Uh oh, you've just found a new way to waste endless hours. I was hooked on blogthings a while back.

I forgot what I got on the weird thing- I guess it depends on if I'm in a weird mood.

The Dirty I.Q. Test really is dirty- & not in a good way. If you get genius on all the rest, you'll still get below average on one thing...

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zendao42



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You Are 40% Weird



Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/

Not too weird today. Shocked
Oh well, there's always tomorrow...

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zendao42



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Feeling a bit weirder now:

What Your Underwear Says About You



You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

Then again, maybe I just find it totally uncomfortable & unnecessary...

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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Your Fortune Is



Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/
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Your Fortune Is



If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/
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What Your Underwear Says About You



You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

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zendao42



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Your Fortune Is



Baseball got it all wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

So... this is what I get when I'm feeling lucky- reminds me of how a friend discovered that Trojans don't always work....

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You Are 12% Gross



You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are!
Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.

How Gross Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howgrossareyouquiz/
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

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I once read a fortune cookie that said, "If you always look down, all you will see is your feet."
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What Your Underwear Says About You



You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/
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(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into
(O.o ) your signature to help him
(> < ) on his way to world domination.

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