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Bkwyrm



Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 6
Location: Chicago, IL
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Hi folks!
I'm Bkwyrm. I'm female, married, thirtymumblemumble, and I live in Chicago. I do legislative research for a lobbying group (the good kind that wants to do stuff like end child molestation, not the kind that sends Congressmen $50,000 fruit baskets) and in my copious amounts of spare time, I review books on metaphysics and spirituality. I have never reviewed a Chris Moore book, but I have loaned them to people. Practical Demonkeeping is a bigger hit in the occult community than he realizes, I think.
I'm a voracious reader who obtained a masters in library science largely to justify my book collection, I have three black cats, and I'm expecting a baby. A baby human, that is, not a baby cat.
There are no pictures to share of me. Right now, I'm the size of a small whale (see above mention of baby-expectation), so I won't allow documentation of this period in my life. You'll just have to imagine a short, pregnant woman of Irish heritage, surrounded by books, who pronounces her hometown "Chicaaagaaa."

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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 1589
Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Welcome! Get ready for the strip search, but I think they'll be gentle. I think.

But anywho, welcome!
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I have a Twitter too.

Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:

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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 1642
Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
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Welcome, didja bring pie?!?
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Bkwyrm



Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 6
Location: Chicago, IL
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It's only theoretical pie, I'm afraid. But it's theoretically very tasty.

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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 1642
Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
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THen I can honestly say, theoretically, I enjoyed it.
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FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 6381
Location: Michigan
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Hello.
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Very Happy Welcome! Very Happy

Is there perhaps some metaphysical pie to go with that? I'm always up for food for thought!

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Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH
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I've never strip searched for two before... We'll work something out.

Welcome!
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Bkwyrm



Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 6
Location: Chicago, IL
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Well - I'm sort of one and a half right now, not actually two. I'll be two separate people in April, though. You could hold off until then?

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Kianu



Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
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Welcome, welcome. Go to Shop Fruitbat. There are many baby items to get your new little bambino started in Moorism. We will want photos of your properly attired child when he/she arrives. Very Happy
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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
Posts: 5197
Location: Michissippi
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Welcome, bkwyrm. I'll be back later to post the rules, but for the moment you can regale yourself with this cartoon about books. We have a lot of those around here.

Uh, I mean "those" from the cartoon, not cartoons. Well, we have those too.

I gotta go.

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Katy O



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 5127
Location: DFW Metroplex - TX
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Welcome!

Last night I dreamt I had (was given, not birthed) three baby cats. But they were orange tiger striped, not black.
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lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
Posts: 6789
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Welcome Bk!
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y



Joined: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 3858
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*clears throat*

Wow...it's been a while since I've been to one of these...well, here goes
nothing:



Hi.
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Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Posts: 3423
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Helloooooo there. Welcome.

Yumm babies...oops I mean "Yeah, babies".
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

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