Poofiemus: Here and Nooby!

...or rather, here when she shouldn't be. ^^;

I'm Poofiemus. I'm a freshman in college as of right now, but have been a fan of Christopher Moore since middle school. For about a year I've been reading these boards without registering. I'm a procrastinator.

And speaking of procrastination, the only reason I registered on the board today was to procrastinate on three massive English papers and a ridiculous typography assignment that are all looming over my head like vicious school zombies wanting to eat my braaaaiiiinsss....
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Poofiemus wrote:

I'm a procrastinator.

You'll find lots of company here... as well as plenty of ways to waste time.

Welcome! Did you bring pie?

No, no pie. But I did bring gelato and tiramisu.
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LURKER!

We caughts us a lurker, people. Hahaha! Fallen into the noob trap, has they. Yes. Welcome. Welcome.


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Twitter: jefftunes

Poofiemus wrote:

No, no pie. But I did bring gelato and tiramisu.

Gelato and tiramisu?!?!?! A travesty!!! That's double cavity search for you!






Welcome!
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Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann

Is this one mine or Goudron's? Kinda hard to tell, but hope it's mine, as I've never done a double search before.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

hi there
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Meep!

O.o Gelato and tiramisu is no good?!

But...but...I brought apple cinnamon gelato. It TASTES like apple pie, I swear!

Double search? Does that mean you search me twice?
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Re: Meep!

Poofiemus wrote:

O.o Gelato and tiramisu is no good?! But...but...I brought apple cinnamon gelato. It TASTES like apple pie, I swear!

Ya right............nice try.

Joelibris wrote:

Is this one mine or Goudron's? Kinda hard to tell, but hope it's mine, as I've never done a double search before. Twisted Evil

Its all you Joelibris! Enjoy!
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Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann

Welcome! You'll be strip searched soon. Don't worry. All of them are gentle. ^_~
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I have a Twitter too.

Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:

They're gentle only if they get pie.

Welcome, it's been nice meeting you.
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

Lib, that sounded strangely like a subtle death threat. Should I be worried?

Oh, it was the pie folly, wasn't it? Is it too late to rectify my mistake?
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You might have a chance...it depends on how many pies you can produce in a day. It might help if you have a bright red mixer.
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

Gelato? You see anyone in a bright yellow leather pant-suit?

You lurked, and yet you learned nothing.

pooFIEMUS, c'mon dowwn!
Sgt Steve tell our latest contestant what she has won!

Sorry didn't mean to be rude. Welcome!
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

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Off to PIE

*Sigh* Alright. Well, better get cracking.

*carries the computer down into the guys' hallway, where the kitchen is*

A research paper AND multiple pies.

And I can only do two at a time because this oven is WIMPY.

...how many pies do you want from me, Lib? I'd like to know when I can go to bed tonight.
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