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Poofiemus



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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Location: Education Camp--I mean, college.
Poofiemus: Here and Nooby!  Reply with quote  

...or rather, here when she shouldn't be. ^^;

I'm Poofiemus. I'm a freshman in college as of right now, but have been a fan of Christopher Moore since middle school. For about a year I've been reading these boards without registering. I'm a procrastinator.

And speaking of procrastination, the only reason I registered on the board today was to procrastinate on three massive English papers and a ridiculous typography assignment that are all looming over my head like vicious school zombies wanting to eat my braaaaiiiinsss....
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Post Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:20 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
zendao42



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Poofiemus wrote:
I'm a procrastinator.

You'll find lots of company here... as well as plenty of ways to waste time.

Very Happy Welcome! Did you bring pie?

Post Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Poofiemus



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No, no pie. But I did bring gelato and tiramisu. Smile
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Post Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:27 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
FattyFattyPorkFace



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LURKER!

We caughts us a lurker, people. Hahaha! Fallen into the noob trap, has they. Yes. Welcome. Welcome.

Twisted Evil
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Post Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
MrEMann



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Poofiemus wrote:
No, no pie. But I did bring gelato and tiramisu. Smile


Gelato and tiramisu?!?!?! A travesty!!! That's double cavity search for you!






Welcome!
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Is this one mine or Goudron's? Kinda hard to tell, but hope it's mine, as I've never done a double search before. Twisted Evil
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hi there Very Happy
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Post Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:05 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Poofiemus



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Meep!  Reply with quote  

O.o Gelato and tiramisu is no good?!

But...but...I brought apple cinnamon gelato. It TASTES like apple pie, I swear!

Double search? Does that mean you search me twice?
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MrEMann



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Poofiemus wrote:
O.o Gelato and tiramisu is no good?!

But...but...I brought apple cinnamon gelato. It TASTES like apple pie, I swear!



Ya right............nice try.

Twisted Evil


Joelibris wrote:
Is this one mine or Goudron's? Kinda hard to tell, but hope it's mine, as I've never done a double search before. Twisted Evil


Its all you Joelibris! Enjoy!
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Post Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:23 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Welcome! You'll be strip searched soon. Don't worry. All of them are gentle. ^_~
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I have a Twitter too.

Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:

Post Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:35 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Lib



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They're gentle only if they get pie.

Welcome, it's been nice meeting you.
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Post Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:48 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Poofiemus



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Lib, that sounded strangely like a subtle death threat. Should I be worried?

Oh, it was the pie folly, wasn't it? Is it too late to rectify my mistake?
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You might have a chance...it depends on how many pies you can produce in a day. It might help if you have a bright red mixer.
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Post Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message
fortune cookie



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Gelato? You see anyone in a bright yellow leather pant-suit?

You lurked, and yet you learned nothing. Confused

pooFIEMUS, c'mon dowwn!
Sgt Steve tell our latest contestant what she has won! Cool

Sorry didn't mean to be rude. Welcome!
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Post Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Poofiemus



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*Sigh* Alright. Well, better get cracking.

*carries the computer down into the guys' hallway, where the kitchen is*

A research paper AND multiple pies.

And I can only do two at a time because this oven is WIMPY.

...how many pies do you want from me, Lib? I'd like to know when I can go to bed tonight.
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